You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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