That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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