I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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