Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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