im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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