dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
if i died would you start the facebook group?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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