Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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