i think i have herpe
just one?
i came on her dog
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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