She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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