David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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