PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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