Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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