I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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