All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
love makes seman taste better
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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