GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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