Hey man sorry I got all grabby
oh god the rape fog is back!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
