Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I think I just sharted jello shots
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