it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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