The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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