oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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