WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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