Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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