Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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