I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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