is your mom at the bar?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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