so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Randomize
