How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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