I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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