y did u give ur computer a hand job?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Randomize
