She said her name was "party"
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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