Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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