i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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