Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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