I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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