There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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