If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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