On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
