It's Friday. Sex?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Randomize
