he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
you inspire me to be a worse person
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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