Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
