Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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