every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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