We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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