The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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