what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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