Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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