i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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