I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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