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(816): View more from Missouri

He is an equal opportunity slut.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

time to smoke my breakfast

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(229): View more from Georgia

strike ten. I need to stop drinkng

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(979): View more from Texas

What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.

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(757): View more from Virginia

then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!

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(303): View more from Colorado

Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor

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(815): View more from Illinois

I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.

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(807): View more from Ontario

Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.

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