I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He's on the porch naked. Help.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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