You work out of a Hotel?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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