I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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