She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Found the puke drawer
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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