Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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