I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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