Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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